The Sports Bookie Blog

Paris, Special?

May 28th, 2007

Here’s a run down on the latest novelty betting from top Irish bookie PaddyPower.com.  Check it out on site – It’s called “Our Pet Hate”…

The news that Paris Hilton was getting sent to the chokey was greeted around here with scenes of jubilation not seen since Paddy Power announced that he was giving up tipping. But for reasons unknown, some crazy people are trying to ruin our fun. An online petition will be sent to Governor Schwarzenegger imploring him “to pardon Paris Hilton for her mistake” pointing out that she had “leading roles on the reality series ‘The Simple Life’ and in the remake of the Vincent Price horror classic ‘House of Wax’ – which, if anything, seem like reasons to keep her locked up! With the socialite set for the slammer, it would be criminal not to have a look at our Paris Hilton Prison Specials!

The Prisoners Life for Paris!  Singles Only. Must be confirmed publicly by Paris & the Los Angeles County Sheriff. Applies to Paris Hilton’s prison sentence in 2007.

 

 

Allowed to keep & use her mobile                             3 – 1  
The Simple Life to be recorded in the prison             16 – 1 
Paris to film an adult movie with a prison guard         69 – 1  
Her sentence to be extended for bad behaviour         4 – 1  
Charge fellow inmates for signed autographs             8 – 1  
Daily visits from her hair stylist                                 8 – 1  
Allowed to keep her dog with her                             10 – 1  
A private bodyguard to spend her jail term with her   66 – 1  

(There are more bets… and you’ll need to visit Paddy for the latest odds… these were current when the blog was posted, and you never know when he’ll get a run on “cellphone exemption” bets…) 

My view: Never mock the afflicted! Leave the “poor” girl alone – although here’s a bit that made us laugh from an article in the latest Bluff (Poker) magazine. Commenting on the increased number of “World Series of Poker**” events – and the predicted smaller fields due to the US ban on Internet Poker play – a columist wrote:
 
“Winning a WSOP** bracelet is comparable to sleeping with Paris Hilton. Sure, regardless of what you think of her, as soon as you’ve finished moving “all in”, you’d be calling your friends and bragging about it (while speeding off to get tested at your nearest VD clinic). And sure, you’d rather have slept with her like, five or six years ago when the most people still thought she was hot and she had a little more allure…” 

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